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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5299	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension Hops:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension Hops:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Villages Defended:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	557234
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Towns Built:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	8189	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.