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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	4988	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchantments Applied:	194	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2011	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7058	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9800

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.