TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	219045

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	4574	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7455	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	5883	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.