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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8749	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	845	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	155
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	7918
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	8353
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	930
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.