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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	5184
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5320
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	6384

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	6110	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2315	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7756

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	5858	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Crops Grown:	3000	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Farms Harvested:	764
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	249
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Falling into the Void:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!