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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7925	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5558
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	8248
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	82	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	253	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ores Mined:	6237	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.