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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Star Shards Collected:	219
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Emeralds Found:	1421	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5975	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.