lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FunnyTime server Minecraft

    FunnyTime server Minecraft

    Welcome to the cozy FunnyTime server!

    Here you can play calmly, grief the base, break the economy.

    We have two modes: Anarchic (Server with donations, privates, donation-things) and Vanilla (Without privates, donations, RTP).

    You can also get a free daily chest by entering the /reward command in Anarchy mode.

    And if you go to our site https://shop.funnytime.fun/ then in the lower right corner there is a gift button, if you click on it then you can enter your nickname on the server and get 1 free donation chest!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

    Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.
    MurkLand Minecraft Server

    Minecraft Server: MurkLand

    We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

    Key Features:

    • No crates, no keys, no paid ranks
    • Old school MCMMO
    • RPG style world with quests based on RuneScape and Skyrim
    • Easy to connect with Vanilla client, no need for mod packs
    • Super chill community of players in their 20-30s

    Server Details:

    IP Address 103.152.196.59
    Discord https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

    Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

    A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

    Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

    A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

    2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

    3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

    4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

    So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6181
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

    The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

    In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

    And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

    And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RingRecovery Minecraft Server

    RingRecovery Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

    Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

    So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineCraftyHeirSplitter

    MineCraftyHeirSplitter
    Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CompliSMP-Insults!

    CompliSMP-Insults!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CreeperCarnage

    CreeperCarnage
    Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

    But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

    And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

    OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

    Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation
    HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

    SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

    Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht
    OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

    JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

    SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 New Chunks Explored: 608431
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

    Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

    Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

    Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

    Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

    FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

    DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

    So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

    Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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