lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Buildings Constructed: 38 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
Towns Built: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DocBlockDaycare

    DocBlockDaycare
    Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BrainPowerVSWill SMP

    BrainPowerVSWill SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

    So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TrustCraft: Love Edition

    TrustCraft: Love Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

    SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

    Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

    our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

    build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoTouchy Door Handles

    NoTouchy Door Handles
    So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

    Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

    And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

    So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Emeralds Found: 5325

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

    Dolphin Playtime Fun Land
    come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

    ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

    ISO SMP Server Overview

    Server Name ISO SMP
    Launch Date 2024-09-10
    Community 18+
    Plugin Features
    • Chest locking with signs
    • Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking
    • Player and mob heads
    • Deathchest
    • Vein-miner
    • /home command
    • Shops with custom economy
    • NO-GRIEF policy
    • Server online 24/7
    • Custom armor stand
    • Mini-blocks
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age requirement for the community? The community is for players aged 18 and above.
    Are there any griefing rules on the server? There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
    How can I protect my chests? You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
    Is the server online 24/7? Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
    What special features does the server offer? Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 325 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Enchantments Applied: 107
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MogMaster Minecraft Server

    MogMaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

    The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

    Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

    We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

    Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyLookAlikeDrama

    CraftyLookAlikeDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all styles, even if they’re copycats! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dressing up your blocky avatar in trendy, casual outfits just like our players do.

    Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?

    Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KindnessCraft SMP: RedditTales

    KindnessCraft SMP: RedditTales
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a house out of diamond blocks, when suddenly a stranger comes up to you and hands you a stack of enchanted golden apples. Why, you ask? Because they heard you were having a rough day and wanted to spread some joy! That’s the kind of wholesome shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots, and giant chicken races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot while dodging traps set by mischievous leprechauns.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the kindness and craziness of our community. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – or enemies, depending on how competitive you are!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the saddest truth of life – that you haven’t been playing on our server all along! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on wacky adventures like hunting down a herd of flying pigs, building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on treasure hunts for magical golden carrots, and even attend a llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the saddest truth of life – that you’ve been missing out on all the craziness and fun that our server has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UkraineSurvivalCraft

    UkraineSurvivalCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can be part of the ultimate battle between russia and ukraine! build your own fortress and defend it against the invading forces, or join the resistance and fight for freedom!

    we have epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear to help you in battle!

    so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most intense minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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