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MineCraftVirusFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	59	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	58	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchantments Applied:	56
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1251	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	213
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	3791	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	3260
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9