Tinleysmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
New Chunks Explored:	205043	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Emeralds Found:	7234	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5514	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	5227
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6510	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	6036
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	6207
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5698	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	3801	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15