TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Middle Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HangryCraft: No More Roommate Snacks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of protecting your precious resources from pesky roommates like Jess! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual pantry with locks and keys to keep your virtual food safe from virtual thieves.

Embark on quests to gather ingredients for your virtual meals and defend them from hungry mobs trying to steal your virtual snacks. Trade with other players to stock up on supplies and form alliances to protect your food stash from any potential raiders.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some passive-aggressive players who will try to guilt-trip you for protecting what’s rightfully yours. Stay strong and stand your ground, because on this server, your food is your kingdom and you are the ruler!

So come join us and show Jess and her food-stealing ways that you mean business. Who knew that a Minecraft server could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself? Let the epic food wars begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBusterCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and discover strengths you never knew you had! Like the ability to tame a wild pack of creepers with just a stare, or the power to build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes.

Once, a player on our server was faced with a horde of zombie pigmen and instead of running away, they whipped out a jukebox and started a dance party that distracted the enemies long enough for reinforcements to arrive. True story.

So if you’re ready to unleash your hidden talents and conquer the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible, join us now! Who knows what incredible feats you’ll achieve next?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

What are Minecraft servers like LightMC ?

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Free Ranks, Friendly, Land claiming, mineable spawners, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Reward Crates, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

InfinityMC – InfinityMC offers a similar survival experience with land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, and more. This server also has additional features such as custom mobs and quests to keep players engaged.
SkyRealms – SkyRealms is a server that combines survival gameplay with skyblock elements. Players can explore floating islands, complete challenges, and build their own unique skyblock worlds.
PixelParks – PixelParks is a creative server that allows players to build and customize their own theme parks. With a focus on creativity and community, this server offers a fun and interactive experience for players of all ages.
WildWestMC – WildWestMC is a western-themed survival server that immerses players in a unique, Wild West setting. Players can build towns, mine for gold, and participate in shootouts with other players in this exciting and challenging environment.
PixelmonCraft – PixelmonCraft is a server that combines the world of Minecraft with the popular Pokémon franchise. Players can catch and train Pokémon, battle other trainers, and explore a world filled with familiar creatures and landscapes.

These Minecraft servers offer similar experiences to LightMC while also providing their own unique gameplay elements to keep players entertained. Whether you’re looking for a survival server, a creative server, or something in between, there’s a server out there for you. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Animals Bred:	116	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Building Ideas

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Welcome to Minecraft Build Ideas, a dynamic Minecraft Survival Server powered by the latest version of Minecraft! Dive into an exciting world of adventure, where we have added many unique plugins to make your experience even more fun. Discover custom features, new challenges and useful tools that will complete your survival journey. Our active community creates a fun and lively atmosphere, with regular live streams of exciting events, building projects and much more.

Whether you are a seasoned survivor or just starting out, there is always something new to discover here. Join us, build your own empire and join in epic adventures!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft: LegendsCraft – where even the creepers are welcome!

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LegendsCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Dedicated Staff	Experienced staff members to help players
Server Events	Frequent events to keep players engaged
OP Items	Special items with powerful abilities
Player Shops	Create and manage your own shops
Spawn Market	In-game marketplace for buying and selling items
Ranks and Rank Rewards	Progress through ranks and receive rewards
Crates and Vote Rewards	Earn rewards through voting and crates
Grief Prevention	Protect your builds from griefing
MapArt Protection	Special protection for mapart creations

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join LegendsCraft?

To join LegendsCraft, simply connect to the server IP: legendscraft.apexmc.co

2. What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

LegendsCraft supports Minecraft 1.21.1 Java Edition

3. How can I earn in-game currencies on LegendsCraft?

You can earn in-game currencies by participating in server events, selling items at player shops, and voting for the server.

4. Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

No, LegendsCraft has Grief Prevention tools in place to protect player builds from griefing.

5. How can I participate in server events?

Keep an eye on the server announcements and event calendar for information on upcoming events. You can also join the server’s Discord for event notifications.

6. Are there any perks for donating to LegendsCraft?

Yes, donating to LegendsCraft can provide you with exclusive perks, such as special ranks, cosmetics, and items.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gutter Oil Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens and riding on flying pigs! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a buffet in China that costs just $2! #MuttsEternallyBTFO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	6853	Zombie Dances:	9
Potions Brewed:	82	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – /RP/ – Freeform RP Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure where anything goes and creativity knows no bounds.

Are you tired of boring, strict servers that limit your imagination? Well, look no further because on our SMP, you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters and storylines you can think of.

Picture this: a group of players roleplaying as a band of misfit villagers trying to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but their wits and a few wooden swords. Or how about a team of players pretending to be a herd of wandering llamas searching for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether?

With our freeform roleplaying style, the possibilities are endless. Want to be a pirate sailing the high seas of the ocean monument? Go for it! Feel like being a wizard casting spells in the enchanted forest? Why not! The only limit is your own imagination.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, have a laugh, and create some truly epic moments, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the most ridiculous and entertaining roleplay you’ve ever experienced.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockySecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy shenanigans are going down! Picture this: a group of dancing pigs throwing a rave in the Nether, while a gang of chickens ride around on llamas dressed as cowboys. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and is now selling custom-made scarves to players. Want to join a server where you can participate in epic battles against flying sheep armed with diamond swords? Look no further, my friend.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a pack of wolves breakdancing to dubstep music in a disco-themed jungle biome? Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyBorschtRumble

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HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE RUSSIANS HITTING APARTMENT BLOCKS IN KHARKIV! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! AT LEAST 12 CIVILIANS INJURED AND IT’S A PARTY!

JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND CHAOS! BUILD YOUR OWN BOMB SHELTER OR JOIN A GANG OF REBELS FIGHTING AGAINST THE RUSSIANS! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR WILD AND WACKY SERVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	125
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kinder Realms

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Welcome to Kinder Realms – The Friendly SMP!

We care about our community – you can count on that. When you join, you are given a private homestead that you can expand, create shops, and add friends to.

Daily Updates, Bug Fixes, and Events

Bedrock and Java Compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Termina – Where Towny Wartime meets chaos and confusion! Keep your wits about you!

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IP:	TerminaMC.com
Discord:	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock:	19132
Java:	25565

Overview:

Ultimate PvP and Raiding Experience on TerminaMC.com. Hardcore PvP, Towny Warfare, Termina Duels, Griefing, No Pay-to-Win, and designed for Hardcore PvP Lovers.

FAQ:

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Raid your enemies, loot their treasures, and leave nothing but destruction in your wake.

2. How often can I raid enemy towns?

You can declare war and raid enemy towns once every 24 hours, even if you’re a solo warrior.

3. Is there a pay-to-win system on TerminaMC.com?

No, there is no pay-to-win system on the server. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay, creating a competitive environment for all players.

4. Can I create my own kingdom in the wilderness?

Yes, with Towny Warfare, you can stake your claim and create a powerful kingdom in the untamed wilderness. Be prepared to defend it against other players.

5. How can I test my PvP skills on the server?

You can test your PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. Challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

6. What makes TerminaMC.com suitable for hardcore PvP lovers?

The server is designed for players who love the thrill of PvP combat, raiding, and conquering. If you enjoy the satisfaction of a well-executed raid and the glory of victory in PvP, this server is for you.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	269
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	1834

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of spreading democracy like never before! Join forces with your friends to fight against alien insects and robots in a quest to liberate planets and save the galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with procedurally generated areas and time limits, adding an extra layer of challenge to your missions. And if you’re successful enough, you can liberate entire planets and work towards liberating the entire galaxy! It’s like a space opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Don’t forget to check out our information resources, including the Helldivers Wiki, the Helldivers Training Manual, and the Helldivers Companion. You’ll be a pro in no time, ready to take on any enemy that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a hero of democracy in the most outrageous way possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover some secret chemical agents that will give you the upper hand in battle. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die to a surprise creeper explosion.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	561812
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Giulia In Cowboy Boots Minecraft SMP

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Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild west themed SMP where Giulia in cowboy boots reigns supreme.

Legend has it that Giulia once rode a creeper like a bucking bronco, tamed a pack of wolves with just a whistle, and built an entire town using only a pickaxe and some dirt. If you want to be part of this epic adventure, then saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital frontier.

But beware, the land is filled with bandits, outlaws, and the occasional wandering trader with a llama caravan. So grab your trusty six-shooter (or diamond sword) and get ready to ride off into the sunset with Giulia in cowboy boots by your side. Giddy up, partner!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4