TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

ABT-263, Accelerate, age-related diseases, aging, aging process, animal models, anti-aging treatment, cellular senescence, experimental research, fertility decline, Healthspan, hormonal changes, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Menopause, Mice, older female mice, ovarian aging, ovarian function, Ovary, pharmacological intervention, reproductive health, Senescence, senolytic drug

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Potions Brewed:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

armor, breeze, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Fartingwind, FINAL, minecraft server, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, rules, smp, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Emeralds Found:	8300

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

10/10, Adventure, balkan, BALKANS, best in Balkans, BLOCK, culture, Destination, Europe, Exploration, Hidden Gem, landmarks, Minecraft, must see, Party, perfect, Rating, Server, SightSeeing, top destination, Tourist, travel, travel goals, vacation, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

Civic Duty, compulsory voting, Day, Democracy, election, election day, election day procedures, election day regulations, election day requirements, election day rules, election day voting, election day voting process, election process, electoral system, Government, Minecraft, Politics, smp, voter turnout, voting day, voting is obligatory, Voting Laws, voting process, voting rights

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	109	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

aunts, blended family, cousins, custody, DadlessDynasty, Divorce, extended family, family bonds, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family traditions, Family Values, Grandparents, half siblings, Minecraft, parental relationships, remarriage, Server, stepfamily, uncles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCreeper27

CraftyCreeper27, distinctive skills, distinctive talents, Exceptional skills, exceptional talents, exclusive abilities, exclusive skills, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary skills, one-of-a-kind abilities, rare abilities, rare skills, rare talents, remarkable talents, Special Skills, special talents, uncommon gifts, uncommon talents, Unique abilities, unique talents, unusual skills

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

Attack, Beersheba, bus station, BusStationBrawl, CASUALTIES, Central Bus Station, Conflict, extremism, injured, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, terror attack, terror incident, Terrorism, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, Wounded

come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	558568
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mines Excavated:	4265	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9337	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Hord, hord live, hord online, hord platform, hord service, hord streaming, hord video, Live streaming, Minecraft, online streaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, stream games, stream movies, stream music, stream TV shows, streaming, streaming hord, streaming platform, Streaming Service, video streaming, watch hord, watch streaming

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3304	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3883
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3