TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dream, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Wanderlust

If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1686	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8043	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	650	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	5007	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Animals Bred:	84	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.