Time Warp Craft

concept of time, Craft, Daily Life, Earth, Existence, mental perspective, perception of time, relativity of time, Time, Time and Space, time awareness, time consciousness, Time management, time measurement, time perception, time philosophy, timekeeping, Warp

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Emeralds Found:	4215
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7476	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ores Mined:	7284	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Potions Brewed:	105
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!