Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4194
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	1833
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchantments Applied:	89

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8078	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8806	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1115	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

play.hypersteal.net