Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8781	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ores Mined:	9111
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Farms Harvested:	292
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	270
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	9972

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Villages Defended:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	594718
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	2738	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net