Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	825	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperForge

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8228	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2649	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to CreeperForge!

Server Information: Dedicated 24/7 Survival/PVP; Normal difficulty Essentials TPA/Warps; personal warps available by donating Set homes; 2 for Members Grief Protection

Rules: No chat spamming No hacked clients No X-Ray; No harassing staff members No harassing other players No griefing or stealing No asking for ranks No asking for items to be spawned

108.174.60.67:25765

AntiCraftMc

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	28

AntiCraft is a small survival server with a very nice community

108.60.194.11

Valkirias

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Votes:	6905	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

We bring you this server so that you can enjoy it in the company of your friends and Minecraft people, who like to build and enjoy a large, united and social community.

A Valkyrian server where everything has a vk reason.

play.valkirias.xyz

Loot Network

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

+ Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

play.loot.network

Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

mc.skyblock.pl

CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

mc.craftrealms.com

UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

MC.Unknowncraft.us

Mc-Designbox

Creative

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dimension Hops:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

93.186.207.67

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Alien Abductions:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	1296	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

superizee.com

Amish Paradise

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

mc.amishsmp.net

BeastsmC Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7157

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

s.beastsmc.com

Mineconomy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

play.mineconomy.org

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

172.245.31.104

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

play.wickedcraft.net

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Classicsb.com