Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2170
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6263
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	134	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	2252	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	893
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1998

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com