Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1053	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Buildings Constructed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7620	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GlutenGrieferCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1183	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Towns Built:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zonikyo Network

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A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!