Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4747	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7777
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GlutenGrieferCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Potions Brewed:	117
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zonikyo Network

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A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Emeralds Found:	7519	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.