Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Villages Defended:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	613	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	163
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Farms Harvested:	377
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9163	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.