Time Flies MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5710	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	5985
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	4788	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2634	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyAF Server

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Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	271	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

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Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	7050
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!