Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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