Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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