Time Flies MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4362
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	2803
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyBunnyLand

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Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1821	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2811	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Void Armor Forged:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	8719

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

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Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is filled with post cat boys! That’s right, adorable cat boys running around, building, and causing mischief.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	107	Ores Mined:	3304
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	542
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	981697	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3