ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	2502
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mines Excavated:	4044
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	137
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8400
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Animals Bred:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5117	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5909	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Animals Bred:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	55746	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Farms Harvested:	178	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!