ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	213
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	1205
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	1136
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3199	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	6046

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	4479	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Farms Harvested:	975	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	767	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Star Shards Collected:	267	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	211023

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	627775	Emeralds Found:	5881
Players Killed by Monsters:	6250	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	3703

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5274
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Enchantments Applied:	174
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!