Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Enchantments Applied: 91
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Void Armor Forged: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2+ years
    Events Events and polls
    Whitelist Whitelist + Application
    Community Active community and staff
    Features In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    Lore Lore
    Java Version Java v1.19.3
    Custom Custom origins and beliefs

    Join us on Discord for more info!

    FAQs

    1. How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

    2. What kind of events are held on the server?

    We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

    3. Can I use mods on the server?

    We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

    4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

    Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    Arab Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

    Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

    – We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

    – Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

    – Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

    StepdadWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

    Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

    So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1959 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Skillz4Blocks

    Skillz4Blocks
    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dimension Hops: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Farms Harvested: 347
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

    imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

    so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7683 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

    Tipsy Pixel Party
    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3672 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

    Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

    So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Animals Bred: 49 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

    SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

    Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

    But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

    Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

    EvacuateMiltonMC SMP
    Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Towns Built: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crops Grown: 9462 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HateHypeFoodCraft

    HateHypeFoodCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • HackersRUs Minecraft Server

    HackersRUs Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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