This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	821

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5457	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Emeralds Found:	6966	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	2371

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9824	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4360
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	2205

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	65	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9625
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Votes:	8306	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	9521
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com