This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	17

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Star Shards Collected:	259
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Votes:	1578	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Animals Bred:	108
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Potions Brewed:	53

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	New Chunks Explored:	658062
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	6476

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2354	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	834	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com