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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2996 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Farms Harvested: | 359 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
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