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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5185 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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