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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9433 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
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