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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8433 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9014 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
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