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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5746 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.