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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6872 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7745 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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