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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2291 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
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