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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9799 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
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