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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchantments Applied:	71
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	2786	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	375650	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2059	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	7011	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	186
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Farms Harvested:	865	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3755

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Runes Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2168
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6428
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7