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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3564 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 660746 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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