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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8760 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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