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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3289 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
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