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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5892 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 191 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
