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BitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now to witness the legend of Jasmine Luna, the fat bitch who rules the land with her epic dance moves and killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a snap of her fingers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed by the madness that awaits you on our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nun Nun November Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Nun Nun November, the most holy and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on Nun Nun November, we have nun-tastic events like the Great Nun Race where players dress up as nuns and race around the server for glory and prizes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is actually a secret portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti.

Join us on Nun Nun November for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a disguised llama who only speaks in riddles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the nun-tastic madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that in November 2024, a forgotten player stumbled upon this server and was instantly transported to a world of endless possibilities. The player was greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them around the server. As they explored, they discovered hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even rare mythical creatures roaming the land.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you will ever witness. Players ride on giant chickens armed with laser swords while fighting off hordes of evil villagers riding on zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So why should you join this server? Because here, you will never be forgotten. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Plus, where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on this Minecraft server, my friend. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

No_Excuse_V_Minecraft SMP

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Alright, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! We’ve got a wild new SMP where you can unlock the legendary Riley character by participating in her cup event. Set a killer time, make it to the top ten percent, and boom – Riley Shards galore! But that’s not all, folks. Rumor has it that if you collect all five Shards and unlock Riley, she’ll grant you three wishes! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocktopia – Epic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where the /lig/ Knight Rises Edition is taking the virtual world by storm!

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where we only accept the coolest indie vtubers regardless of the language they stream in. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent, you’re in!

Check out our crazy numbers for the top indie vtubers, including the non-English sensations like the Russian sensation Orkpod and the Chinese superstar KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we’re all about chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding – we’re all about that indie vibe!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, and even a Wheel of Names to spice things up. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and OC material for the OP – it’s a wild ride!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the virtual world meets the indie vtuber scene in the most outrageous way possible. You won’t regret it – unless you miss out on all the fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Poland Wins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Poland wins EVERYTHING. That’s right, our players are so skilled and lucky that Poland always comes out on top in every competition, battle, and challenge. Join us if you want to be part of the winning team and experience the thrill of victory every single day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a revolutionary potato-powered energy source. Join us and harness the power of potatoes to fuel your wildest Minecraft creations.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this cheesy paradise and become the ultimate cheese lord of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of Poland wins. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Emeralds Found:	4275	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, rare mobs that drop insane loot, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves.

So why did League grow to be a cultural phenomenon while DOTA 2 went on to die? Because our server is where all the cool kids hang out, duh! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for outrageous events like Full Burst Day, where the world literally explodes every weekend!

Our current special recruit, Cinderella, is on a mission to find her glass slipper while fighting off evil step-sisters. And don’t miss out on Rapunzel’s Pure Grace, a free SSR with luscious locks that can defeat any foe!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up, we have Grave, a spooky recruit who will send shivers down your spine. And who can forget Scarlet’s Black Shadow costume, perfect for blending into the shadows while plotting your next move.

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	592
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

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Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	128
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5