TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1887	Dimension Hops:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5835	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	70

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

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Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3109	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyUkraine2020

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so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ores Mined:	859
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loot Lottery Madness

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LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1196	Star Shards Collected:	297
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Trans Teens Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Animals Bred:	121	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

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ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Runes Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	8179

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PickMeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	768668	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HackyLifeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outlandish shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama dressed in a tuxedo. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all! We also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just be careful not to fall into the lava, or you might end up as crispy as a chicken nugget.

And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars that happen every full moon. From turning someone’s house into a giant pink sheep to filling their inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We fully support that decision!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane events you’ve ever seen. From llama races to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his loot somewhere in the server and left a series of ridiculous clues to find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8505
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.