ThenzoSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AnonCraft2021

#hacktivism, activism, AnonCraft2021, ANONYMOUS, Cyber Security, data breaches, digital activism, digital rights, government surveillance, HACKING, Internet freedom, online activism, online anonymity, online censorship, online freedom, online privacy, online privacy rights, online protest, online security, Surveillance, Whistleblowers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Towns Built:	8

Tired of hiding in the shadows, Anonymous has decided to take their hacking skills to the world of Minecraft! Join our server and help them take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his cyber attacks. With Anonymous on your side, you’ll have the power of the internet at your fingertips to defeat any enemy that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of Anonymous and will be making surprise appearances in the game to help you on your quest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that even hackers need a break to play some blocky games!

Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition

Air, air chemistry, air contaminants, air quality, car exhaust, chemical emissions, chemical exposure, Crafty, Edition, environmental impact, fragrance chemicals, fragrance products, health implications, indoor air pollution, indoor air quality, indoor environment, indoor pollution, nanosized particles, Pollution, respiratory health, respiratory problems, scented air fresheners, scented products, scents, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than breathin in all those nanosized particles? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows, an u can ride dem into battle against evil zombie pigs. an if u get hungry, just eat sum enchanted golden apples that give u super powers.

also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.

so, wat r u waitin for? come join us and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, u might even meet a friendly dragon who will teach u how to speak in emojis. 🐲🌈💎 #bestserverever

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.4

“Youth, 1.20.4, childhood trauma, Communication, criticism, emotional impact, ETERNAL, family dynamics, family dysfunction, low self-esteem, mental health, negative influence, parental influence, personal development, personal growth, Realm, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, self-doubt, shadows, shut-in, toxic behavior, upbringing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with judgmental parents who just bring you down all the time, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We’re all about lifting each other up and having a good time. No haters allowed here, only positive vibes and epic builds. Escape the negativity of the real world and come chill with us in our virtual paradise. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we roast each other’s parents for being total buzzkills. It’s a wild ride, man. Join us and let’s build a world where we can be ourselves without any harsh critics breathing down our necks. Let’s do this!

NoLoanCraft Minecraft Server

baby, baby formula, Borrowing, co worker, colleagues, credit card, designer clothes, Hospital, irresponsible spending, LANDLORD, lights, loan, lunch break, Minecraft, MONEY, NoLoanCraft, nuclear option, Repayment, Server, sob story, social media, takeout, taxi fare

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Potions Brewed:	74

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the hospital where OP works with their co-worker “Ann”. Imagine a world where borrowing and repaying virtual diamonds is the ultimate test of friendship! Will you be the generous friend who always lends a helping hand, or the savvy player who knows when to say no?

Experience the thrill of virtual sob stories and nuclear options as you navigate through our server’s community. Will you be the hero who saves the day by lending diamonds for baby formula, or the villain who shuts down the drama with a cold and cruel response?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a social media feud over virtual diamonds!

GFsNativeTongueNoob

Cheating, Communication, Conversations, Cultural differences, duolingo, Effort, extended relatives, family, Flashcards, Frustration, GFsNativeTongueNoob, language learning, learning methods, misunderstanding, Philippines, progress, relationship, Resentment, tagalog, textbooks, translation app

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Crops Grown:	6306	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	159	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of trying to impress your Filipino girlfriend by learning Tagalog the traditional way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can communicate with your girlfriend’s family effortlessly. No need to struggle with language barriers anymore – we have a built-in translator that will do all the work for you!

Imagine the look on your girlfriend’s face when she sees you chatting away with her relatives like a pro. She may be mad at first, but once she sees how smoothly you can communicate, she’ll be begging to join in on the fun.

Don’t waste your time with boring textbooks and language apps – join our server and start impressing your girlfriend and her family today! Who knew Minecraft could help you score brownie points in real life relationships?

LessonsFromHardshipMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Gratitude, growth mindset., inner strength, learning from failure, LessonsFromHardshipMC, mental toughness, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal development, positivity, problem solving, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, wisdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a dungeon full of evil chickens riding on pigs, it was insane! But then I teamed up with this random player and we defeated them with our epic sword skills. And another time, I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but instead of getting mad, I just laughed and built an even better house. It’s like life lessons in Minecraft, man. So come join us on this crazy server and learn some valuable lessons while having a blast! #MinecraftLifeLessons #EvilChickensRidingPigs #CreeperBlowUpLOLZ 🤣🐔🐷💣🏠

TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!

America, civic engagement, critical thinking, current events, Democracy, Division, Government, harm, ignorance, leadership, Media influence, Misinformation, Oblivious, partisanship, polarization, political awareness, Politics, public opinion, Social Issues, Trump administration, Trumpcraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.

Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.

So why waste your time arguing about politics when you could be crafting, mining, and exploring with a community of like-minded players? Join us today and leave the real world behind – trust us, your sanity will thank you.

Crafty Bestie’s Distress Relief

adolescent development, adolescent mental health, adolescents, Best-Friend Support, Besties, Co-Rumination, Co-Rumination Effects, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Crafty, Distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, Friendship Dynamics, mental health, mental health interventions, peer influence, peer relationships, Positive Psychology, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, Relief, Social Interaction, social support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7717	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Buildings Constructed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh so hard ur pants fall off? well, u found it, buddy! this server is like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers dance to disco music.

u know what else? if u join this server, all ur problems will disappear like a fart in the wind. need a best friend to support u? we got u covered, fam. our best friend support system is so good, it will make ur psychological distress vanish faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

plus, we have the most epic build battles that will make ur jaw drop like a potato falling off a cliff. u think u got what it takes to be the master builder? come on in and prove ur worth, my dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience a world of fun, laughter, and pure awesomeness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Diamond Dozen Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, brilliant.., Diamond, Dozen, expensive, Exquisite, Extravagant, gemstone, high end, jewelry, Lavish, luxury, One In A Million, Opulent, Precious, rare, Realm, Shiny, sparkly, Special, Unique, valuable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	4073
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond dozen!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by diamonds all day, am I right?

Join now and experience the thrill of mining for those shiny, sparkly gems like there’s no tomorrow!

Don’t be a noob, join the server and become the ultimate diamond master!

RackRetaliation

Boundaries, clothes, Communication, drying rack, fed up, Frustration, Moving, ownership, personal belongings, RackRetaliation, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6501	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of people stealing your drying rack space and replacing your clothes with their own? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will touch your precious laundry! We have a strict policy against clothes swapping and even have a special drying rack protection program in place.

Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

adjusting expectations, Baby Care, challenges of parenthood, constant worry, emotional toll., exhaustion, financial strain, harsh reality, lack of control, lack of personal time, lack of sleep, mental health, new parents, NewParentRealitiesMC, overwhelming responsibility, parenting, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, support system, Time management

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9574
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5853
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

Ache, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, discomfort, Distress, Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, hurt, intense pain, Ouch, Pain, PainCraft, physical pain, sharp pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, Torment, traumatic pain, unbearable pain, worst pain ever

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3350
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we guarantee that the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Fast Molecule Bonding – DrugCraft

biomedical engineering, Bonding, diffusion, drug absorption, drug delivery, drug distribution, Drug Release, drug targeting, DrugCraft, Enhance, Fast, molecular movement, Molecule, molecules, multiple bonds, nanoparticle movement, nanoparticle transport, pharmaceuticals, strong bond, surface chemistry, surface interactions, surface modification, surfaces, weak binding sites

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got molecules that are like, super speedy Gonzales on surfaces, man! They got weak binding sites all over the place, so they zoom zoom zoom like they’re on a sugar high! It’s like they’re delivering drugs at lightning speed, yo! And these nanoparticles? They’re moving around like they’re at a rave, just bouncing all over the place! Join this server if you wanna see some next level drug delivery and nanoparticle shenanigans, it’s a wild ride, dude!

Gura’s Echo Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, CHUMBIES, content creators, cute, eating good tonight, echo, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, internet culture, Isles, japanese, Live Stream, meme, Otaku, retweet, social media, trending, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a Gura retweet but with Chumbies! And you know what that means… we’re eating good tonight! Join us for some crazy adventures, building epic structures, and battling mobs like there’s no tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Wedding Snub Survival Server

amicable, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, decision, Drama, emotional, emotional response, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, hurt, hurt feelings, loyalty, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, snub, Support, Survival, VALUES, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any bridesmaid drama.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers can’t cause any trouble! Build your dream wedding venue without any fear of being removed from the bridal party. And don’t worry, we won’t pick sides like some brides do – everyone is welcome here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to use next. See you there!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6