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Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	3989	Enchantments Applied:	293
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	5563	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1447
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2059	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10