The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	832
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9537	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	51
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6205	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4281
Void Gems Collected:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Head Spin Fun

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are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

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Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8741	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ores Mined:	2763