The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
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    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
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    Updated October 3, 2024

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    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
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    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
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